Pork Rhines or Pirouettes?
Most men are happy with cable and a beer
11111111but I search for that which is yet to appear
Some dream of being a blue collar slob
11111111but I�m just not looking for a tradtitional job
I would give it all up for just one chance
11111111to strut my stuff and become Lord-of-the-Dance!
If I were offered boundless power and cash
11111111without my leotard it�d be an irritable rash
I can picture myself being sashayed around
11111111in a flowing soft pink elegantly sequenced night gown
While other men pump iron and pick up chicks
11111111I spend my time dreaming of sassy high kicks
If you think its not possible or suspect it�s a ruse
11111111in my mind its time to pay broadway my dues
For if Prince is a legend and O.J. was released
11111111there�s no reason I can�t snag the lead role in Grease