In a world with state-of-the-art, at-your-figure-tips convenience finally there is a site that is designed to actually make surfing the net harder. BEWARE!!! Not only is this page more difficult to understand than a tongue twister recited by Keith Richards, but it also hates dolphins, can break your neck in 27 places in under 12 seconds, and once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Prolonged exposure to this page will induced severe bleeding, dry heaves, epileptic seizures, and cotton mouth.
But on the bright side this page prevents forest fires, votes Republican, loves romantic candle-lit dinners overlooking the lush country side at sunset, and comes in 31 spectaculishous flavors.